well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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