FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
false alarm, still single
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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