only if we run a train.
done.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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