my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
why do cheetos always look like penises
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you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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