Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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