cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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