Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
she peed on how many people?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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