i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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