Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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