one might say we're banned from that church
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
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I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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