I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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