The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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