I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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