I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
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I'm experimenting with sincerity
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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