dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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