How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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