I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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