chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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