He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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