it hurts more in the daytime
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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