Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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