i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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