No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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