actually, I'm a sock model
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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