so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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