YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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