i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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