u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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