i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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