where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
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I can't put those talents on a resume
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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