I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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