That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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