Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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