hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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