youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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