I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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