I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I need water and some morals
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