Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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