im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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