Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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