Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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