Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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