Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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