I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
You can't motorboat a personality
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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