He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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