so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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