he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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