All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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