Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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