Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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